Eating All the Cake (a spoof of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep")

There's a volcano starting in my tummy
Reaching a point of eruption it's beginning to sound real funny
Finally I can see it, I see it so clearly
Go ahead and eat it all, and I'll get revenge somehow
See how I eat every piece of cake
Don't try to understand the things that I will eat

There's a volcano starting in my tummy
Reaching an eruption
It's beginning to sound real funny

The stains of your icing remind me of that
They keep me thinking that I almost ate you all
The stains of your icing, they remind me of that
I can't help thinking
I could've ate you all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all

Sweetie, I have no cake to be eaten
But I've eaten one in the past
And I'm gonna eat more soon
Think of me as you eat some real good chocolate
Make a real big smile there
As mine sure won't be shared

The stains of your icing remind me of that
They keep me thinking that I almost ate you all
The scars of your icing, they remind me of that
I can't help thinking
I could've ate you all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all
You ate all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all

Throw your batter at every door you see
Sigh in sadness but soon you will be
Make me happy, please oh please
I'll pay you back as soon as I am full of glee

I could have eaten it all
I could have eaten it all
It all, it all, it all

We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
And you played it to the beat

I could have eaten it all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand

But you ate it
You ate it
You ate it
You ate it...all the cake