Eating All the Cake (a spoof of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep")

There's a volcano starting in my tummy
Reaching a point of eruption it's beginning to sound real funny
Finally I can see it, I see it so clearly
Go ahead and eat it all, and I'll get revenge somehow
See how I eat every piece of cake
Don't try to understand the things that I will eat

There's a volcano starting in my tummy
Reaching an eruption
It's beginning to sound real funny

The stains of your icing remind me of that
They keep me thinking that I almost ate you all
The stains of your icing, they remind me of that
I can't help thinking
I could've ate you all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all

Sweetie, I have no cake to be eaten
But I've eaten one in the past
And I'm gonna eat more soon
Think of me as you eat some real good chocolate
Make a real big smile there
As mine sure won't be shared

The stains of your icing remind me of that
They keep me thinking that I almost ate you all
The scars of your icing, they remind me of that
I can't help thinking
I could've ate you all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all
You ate all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand
But you ate it, you ate it all

Throw your batter at every door you see
Sigh in sadness but soon you will be
Make me happy, please oh please
I'll pay you back as soon as I am full of glee

I could have eaten it all
I could have eaten it all
It all, it all, it all

We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
And you played it to the beat

I could have eaten it all
Eating all the cake
I had the fork inside my hand

But you ate it
You ate it
You ate it
You ate it...all the cake

He is Glorious

 never knew guys were around like you
But now I do
And I really want to meet you

This guy is older
He broke my heart once
It's all coming back
I can feel it
The guy is older
He broke my heart once
It's all coming back
I can feel it

He is glorious
He is glorious
He is glorious
He is glorious
This guy is glorious

You're making moves through all your texts
And when you're confusing me, you melt my toes

This guy is older
He broke my heart once
It's all coming back
I can feel it
The guy is older
He broke my heart once
It's all coming back
I can feel it

And though I know you so well
I look at your face
I wanna tell you that I love you
But I can't say the words
You're everything I want, you glorious guy
The only thing I live for in the whole wide world

He is glorious
He is glorious
He is glorious
He is glorious
This guy is glorious

I don't have anything to lose
Except my tender heart
And tell you this
He looks so good
He looks so good
And it's a fact
And it's a fact
The guy is glorious
He is glorious

I don't have anything to lose
Except my tender heart
And tell you this
He looks so good
He looks so good
And it's a fact
And it's a fact
The guy is glorious
He is glorious

He is glorious
He is glorious
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The guy is glorious
He is glorious
He is glorious

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He is glorious
He is glorious
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't have anything to lose
Except my tender heart
And tell you this
He looks so good
He looks so good
And it's a fact
And it's a fact
The guy is glorious
He is glorious

I don't have anything to lose
Except my tender heart
And tell you this
He looks so good
He looks so good
And it's a fact
And it's a fact
The guy is glorious
He is glorious